First I'll discuss the ones I would not choose:
Yellow Pill: Yes, there are times in which I wish I knew what another person was thinking, but thoughts are private for a reason. I'd rather have the person choose to share their thoughts with me because they want to, not because I forced them to.
Red Pill: This might be cool, but I'm perfectly fine with the normal ways internet can be accessed.
Blue Pill: Seriously? I enjoy playing sports, but not that much.
Grey Pill: The idea of forcing someone to love you seems so wrong. And that's not really love.
Orange Pill: I'm curious whether this is 45 minutes each time or total. Either way, not interested.
Black Pill: That takes the fun out of life. Even if it didn't cause any hassle in your daily life, like the description says, what if you see something horrible in your future? I'd rather not know.
I was debating between the Pink and Green Pill, but ultimately I think I would choose the Pink one. With the Green Pill, you can only fly for an hour altogether. However, with the Pink one, you can change into something that flies and fly for up to two hours if that's what you really wanted. You can shape-shift into ANYTHING! How cool would it be to turn into a fire breathing dragon or maybe become a fish and explore the ocean? There are so many possibilities!